Wow, it only took me 5 minutes to say that.Īfter that, we meet Chris Rock, who is black. You are destroying his chance at growing up to be a smart member of society. You would think Mom or Dad would tell the kid that is wrong and try to teach him the right math. His wife is doing math with his son, who…doesn’t get it. We have Kevin James, who is fat and also has a hot wife. Hell, I watched an interview with Cameron Boyce (who plays Keefie, the other son) and he said that while the first film had a “message”, the 2nd one is just laughs.Īnyway, let’s meet our other stereotypes, I mean characters. There was a kind of premise and a…vague…attempt at some substance. ![]() In that movie, Sandler and his childhood friends went to their coaches funereal and stuff happened. With the deer gone, let me explain the “premise” of the first film since I didn’t fully say it earlier. Drink for any time Sandler’s character acts like an asshole for no reason. Becky is not happy but Sandler shrugs it off. To make it worse, it goes for a bit as the deer actually didn’t leave and Sandler sacrifices Becky’s stuffed monkey to get the deer out. I’d call this scene pointless, but the movie needs to have a point in the first place. The deer eventually leaves and the daughter, Becky says she left the door in for any animals to come in. The deer runs all over the place, and even pisses on one of Sandler’s sons.(The one played by Pablo. Not even 2 minute in, and we have a piss joke. Salma starts the deer, which causes it to….piss on Sandler. “I think your mother is here from Mexico”Īlso, drink for any potentially racist jokes. Sandler wakes up to find a deer in his room. Don’t worry,there’s more Sandler cliches on the way. Drink if his movie wife is way too hot for him. Also drink if he wrote or produced the film. ![]() Now, to spice this review up, we shall be playing the ADAM SANDLER DRINKING GAME! To show how lazy this film is, we’ll drink for every Adam Sandler cliché.įirst, drink of the character is just Sandler playing himself. The movie opens with our old pal Adam Sandler, waking up in the morning next to his hot wife Salma Hayek. Let’s see why this is so hated by others, and myself They were much funnier in that than in any of their movies recently. The only good thing this movie gave us was Adam Sandler and Chris Rock guest starring on Disney Channel’s Jessie and A.N.T Farm respectively. This may a boring review due to how dull the film is, but I don’t care. So now I’m here to watch it again because pain is my fuel. About a month ago, I watched it and shared my experience on Twitter. And as we learned last time, the man knows great cinema. It even scored a spot on Martial Horror’s worst of 2013 list, at NUMBER ONE. With a whopping 7 percent on Rotten Tomatoes (with the best Consensus ever, as quoted above), 9 Razzie nominations, and a Fuck You from the Spill Crew, this was hated even more than the first due to how lazy it is. Then the reviews came in….and everyone hated it. So a sequel to a film where only that happens make sense from a lazy dumbass standpoint!Īnyway, right from the trailer I figured this, in the very least, be as bad as the first chapter. ![]() It would take way less effort to film Adam Sandler and his buddies doing dumbass shit for 90 minutes than it would to write an actual script. Yeah, the film has no story to speak of, which misses the point of a sequel. But, for some reason, it made a lot of money….so they made a sequel. I trashed it for having all the cliches of an Adam Sandler movie but with even less plot. It had Adam Sandler and his buddies going on vacation under the guise of a movie. You may recall last year, I reviewed the Adam Candler film Grown Ups, which did the impossible task of getting a slew of talented comedians (and Rob Schneider), only to given them no laughs. Not because it’s terrible (which it is) but cause’ so little things of note happen, even for a sequel to Grown Ups.īut I’ll do it anyway. But I almost considered NOT reviewing it. But…I guess since I did the first one, I owe you guys one.Īs you can tell from that start, I didn’t care for this film. I mean, this movie is just….AGGGH! It’s so pointless and devoid of anything resembling a real movie that it can’t be reviewed! Grown Ups 2 is property of Columbia Pictures/Happy Madison. “While it’s certainly the movie event of the year for filmgoers passionate about deer urine humor, Grown Ups 2 will bore, annoy, and disgust audiences of nearly every other persuasion”- Rotten Tomatoes
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